I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your cock deserves a montage
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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