I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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