She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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