Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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