but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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