Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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