whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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