he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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