The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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