I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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