butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Screwed.edu
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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