addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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