I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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