I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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