I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
