Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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