He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
my liver is dry heaving
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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