Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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