Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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