I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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