I'm lost and stupid without you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Randomize
