Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
third nipple confirmed
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dicks are not precious.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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