The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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