I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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