question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this boner is exhausting
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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