I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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