he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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