I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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