Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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