The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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