we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have aggressive nipples.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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