I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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