I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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