I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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