How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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