dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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