i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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