I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
