You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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