I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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