i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize