Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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