I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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