She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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