we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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