i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
17 year olds will be the death of me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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