I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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