Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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