WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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