just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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