and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
