No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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