I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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