I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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